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I've been in this cast since June 1997. I was also a cast member of the LA cast Sins O' The Flesh from June 1992 through 1997. Hell I was Devirginized in Octber 1990.
At Rocky I like to play:
You'll also see me in the isles, Shouting audience lines, Tea bagging Sleepers, and Doing Screengags.
For those in cast, I'm writing out everything I Know on screengags.
Scott's Guide to ScreenGags
I've been thinking about doing this for over a year now. Since I'm getting more and more interested in projects that will take me away from the show, I need to pass along everything I know about screengags. I know I've been hogging them. But I'm ready to give them up.
I don't want it to be a list of screengags as there is always room for change. But I'd like to establish a set of rules to organise and incorporate the gags within the shows.
The (proposed) basic rules:
1. Anyone in Cast/ allowed on the stage can do them.
(If you suck, we'll tell you)
2. Cast Director or body appointed by Cast Director, can ban someone from Gags. (Cause you suck)
3. There will be a "ready point" established. A "ready point" is a time and place in the show, first person to be at that point gets to do the gag, or can decide to give it to someone who begs to do it. (Groveling and sexual favor is optional) (insert sucking joke here)
4. Make sure the gag is done. If you are in cast you should be in the theater performing or supporting the show at least 90% of the time.
5. Know the gag! (or you will suck)
6. Know the show and blocking! The gag looks bad if you get in the actors' way.
7. Never, NEVER, touch the screen!
Outline of Gags
End of trixie………………Push up Church
Damnit Janet(Begin)…….Shadow Penis (Allen)
Damnit Janet……………..Turn to the Darkside
Damnit Janet(End)……….I Wanna Screw Shamu!
1st Crim……………………Climb that Tie
Rain Scene in Car…………Feed the Fish to Janet
Rain Scene in Car…………Cameraman Gag
"There's a Light"………….Lightning Strike
(after Riff Solo)
Start Sweet T……………..Kiss the Fish
End Sweet T……………….Wine Bottle / elevator door
Janet look for Brad……….Yellin At Janet / "Look at me…."
Toucha Toucha…………….Rhythm Bag on David
I'm Going home/"cards"….Nut/Gut check
Mag "Sweet Transexual"…."CHANGE?"
Riff and Mag final Exit…….Castle Lift
End of Superheroes………..GlobeSpin
1. Preshow "Card Toss"
Time: During "Rules". MC will be talking about items you can throw.
Ready Point: Stage Right Stairs. MC will Mention about not throwing things forward. No props
Blocking: MC (hopefully) will be down center,.
Cross to center stage behind him. Give room for pratfall. When MC says: (Paraphrasing) "Example: I've got a piece of toast (DO NOT EAT THE TOAST!) And I throw it behind me at 60 miles and hour. YA!" ~Throws "toast" behind him
You fall down!
Embelishment and variety are encouraged. but on keep doing it if it's funny. No Beating the dead wrestling joke.
2. Church Push-up
Time: End of trixie
Ready Point: Stage Right Stairs.
Lips "In the Back Row"
Audience: "Fuck the back Row"
Blocking: As Lips turns into the cross atop the church steeple. Walk to the cross upstage center. Squat. As the cross rises, "lift" it, "Pushing" the church up. Doors will open. "Open" them.
Half way up the bell swing right to left. and the clock reads 11:56.