Durwood
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When were you in cast, when did you join, or how long have you been in cast?
I joined cast 3/9/2007

What is your favorite part to play?
Rules rules!!!

Which scene is your favorite?
Time Warp

Which character is your favorite?
Eddie, maybe one day I'll be known as "Black Meatloaf"

Do you have a favorite callback?
When Frank slaps Janet, I love running Pimp and ho chatter with Mr. Anthony Donovan. Fo' Shizzle

Where are you from?
The Grand Commonwealth of Virginia

What do you do for work or what do you study in school?
I Pimp, I studied pimpatude 101, advanced pimpology and modern pimp theory.

What interests you beside RHPS?
Pimpin', and San Diego's number one sketch comedy show, "The House"

What is your favorite non-RHPS movie?
Pulp Fiction or The Bikini Carwash Company. I have a hard time choosing between the two.

What is your favorite book or who is your favorite author?
The Pelican Brief was great and I love the Westing Game

A little more about me.
Durwood Fun Facts: Durwood can actually be jailed when he wears long sleeves for "concealment of deadly weapons." Durwood's penis is named "Jamal Velour." Durwood has been asked for fashion advice by Carson Kressley. Durwood has most likely had sex with your mother. Durwood loves banana pudding. Durwood says "36-24-36? Only if she's 5'3'' ." Durwood has mastered iambic pentameter. Durwood is not the father. Durwood and Johnnie Walker are like babies and pacifiers. Durwood rarely does sit-ups; because it is incredibly difficult to bend steel. Durwood is as free as a bird, now, and this bird you cannot change. Durwood wouldn't do shit for a Klondike bar. You can't touch Durwood with a ten foot pole, and even made the devil sell him his soul. Durwood can be found on AIM with the handle reggieswing. Durwood loves Kung Pao Chicken from Mandiran Dynasty, No Onions. Red-heads make Durwood weak in the knees. Durwood rocks purple and black with authority. Durwood appeared on season two of the World Series of Pop Culture. If you have sex with Durwood, and can still walk, then Durwood's not finished.

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